Be a loser today!

In an exchange of SMS in the morning on the way to work.

ME: Oi, you must take a look at my Restaurant! I revamped it for about an hour and it looks super chio now leh! And you must play FB's Happy Farm. Planting stuff and reapin what I sow from the harvests gimme satisfaction, even when it's not anything near sexual.

CC: Har? I don't even log on to FB now!

ME: You MUST ok. You must be a loser like me. Nothing to do, go play FB. Nowhere to go, go FB. No one to talk to, FB! My motto is: Towards a FBful future! Aja aja. Fighting!

CC: .......... HAHAHAHAHAHA U crazy. Hahahahaa. I already feel like loser OK... Go to FB so often. Haha...

ME: There's nothing wrong with being a loser, CC. There are probably millions of people out there who are -inserts equal or more sign- loserly than you! Instead of shunnin it, embrace it! Embrace the loser lifestyle today.

CC: Hahaha. Khas, did something traumatic happen to U? Haha. Number one to coolness is never say you're a loser? Haha.

ME: Since when were you ever cool? The in thing now is to be a loser. Being a loser is the new pink, baby.

CC: Haha. I'm damn cool lah please. Haha. When was pink ever back in vogue? Haha. U damn funny lah. Fri mood right?

ME: NO you're not cool. Being cool is being a loser. Being a loser is extreme coolness. And the best thing about being a loser? You don't need to pretend to be one. It is a natural instinct for all of us. Even when you try so hard to be cool, you act cool so much you end up bein a loser. And one more good thing is it doesn't take a loser to know another. Everyone else knows how a loser behaves. Won't you be oh so popular being a loser?

CC: ...................................

Writer's post note: In times like this, I wish I have an iPhone where SMSes are arranged like a conversation, in chronological sequence. It is NOT nice to refer to inbox and sent messages folders alternately. Oh yes, colours have been chosen for reasons of patriotism to the organization in question.

Yea right.