A letter from The Decisive F0rce

This morning, a comrade of mine from the spartan family came up to me during lecture and asked me what NS unit I was going to be in. With a smile, I replied "No unit yet".

Fast-forward a few hours later, I opened the maibox and on realising there was only one letter in it, I quickly took it to see who was it being addressed to.

It was addressed to me.

Jeng jeng jeng.

I turned it over.

It was from The Decisive F0rce.

Bigger jeng jeng jeng.

I could hear "Oh no oh no oh no" ringing in my head as I tore open the envelope.

But as soon as I saw 'Open House', I heaved a big sigh of relief.

Heng ah.