From my seat at the back of the bus, I could see an old man limping his way up as the bus came to a halt at the bus stop after the one I boarded. After what seemed like eternity, he got both his feet at the last step of the bus entrance and panted a while before moving to the rear.

Suddenly, an auntie sitting just next to the door at the entrance waved to the uncle frantically as though someone behind him was about to stab his guts out multiple times. The uncle turned to look at her, and saw what she was pointing at: The EZ link card in his right hand.

"UNCLE NI MEI YOU TIT TIT!"

(Uncle, you never TIT TIT!)

It's funny how these people can convert sounds into actions. It's funnier how the society can understand it!